Here's a laugh (or two) for the week....

It is no surprise with Cade being sick that he would be recouping on his humor also....just like his dad. So here you go....

HOT FLASH
When we were at the Dr's finding out about the Influenza, she (Dr) lays Cade back on the bed and asks him about his aches and pains. He says, "My tummy hurts and my legs and head too. And boy....I have been having hot flashes like crazy! I've definitely had a need to fan myself off!" The Dr was trying not to laugh out loud and I just sat there and shook my head in embarrassment. I assured her that I was bringing him in for my friend, his mother just couldn't make it.

I SPY
Yesterday was his one month check up from when we had his tubes in and adnoids out....yes...we have been living at the Dr's. Anyhow, while we were in the waiting room we were playing "I SPY". It was Cade's turn and he says, "OK mom! I spy something pink...." After about 5 minutes of unsuccessful guessing, I gave up and asked him what it was. He says, "It's a pimple on the back of your neck!"   (?!?!?!?!)  By now the others in the room are laughing at us and I said, "Cade, that isn't fair....it has to be something I can guess." He returns with "Well mom, I thought we were playing "I" SPY, not "U" SPY! And I spy a pink pimple on your neck." He doesn't know how to whisper, bless his heart, so we played "Who Can Be The Quietest".

BAD HAIR
This morning Cade and I were waiting for our friends that we car pool with. I was up and ready to go for a walk and when I came out of my room Cade yells, "MOM! Don't scare the children! You need to go fix your hair!!!"
Having short hair makes for some serious bed head. Apparently I can't get by with anything these days...and to think I was contemplating more children at one time....

Aaron-
So my sweet husband realized that he took one of my vitamin's. So in a panic he calls me to see if there are any side effects...(mind you it was only ONE womens multi-vit) I simply told him that he could expect hot flashes, some emotional highs and lows and things that a woman deals with for a couple of weeks...His reaction was priceless! I couldn't resist! =) I also told him he could get man boobs if he had taken too many, and was he sure he had only taken the one pill? By then I was laughing too hard at his reactions I had to fess up.

Things are never dull. Aaron made me promise to tell one on myself if I shared his, so here goes...

While leaving the grocery store, there was a woman who appeared to be having some trouble and it happened to be in front of the exit door. No problem, I would just exit through the "entrance".
 Here's the bad part- the door didn't open. Sure wished it would've. Now its probably on camera and to make matters worse you all now know that I was staring at  praying for the poor helpless woman instead of helping her. If you are laughing I am sure it is because you have done the same...don't judge me. 
 (*smile*)

Hope you have a great day and a laugh at our expense...we sure did!